out of the mouth of babes
I headed to the shower after coming home from the GYM (remember that) this morning. Avery invited herself to join me. Upon taking my clothes off and entering the shower, she encouraged me with these few precious words:
"Mom, you have a lot of room back there."
Whaaat? "Are you talking about my bottom?"
"Yes."
Crap.
I should be paid to endure this verbal abuse. And why can't a girl get a shower alone?
3 comments:
I am sure she meant it in a loving and positive way!!! Just like the time I was clearing the dinner dishes off the table and Jessica said, "Mom you know those people at the restaurant that clean tables?" I said, "yes" "Well you would be really good at that job"
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, or go turn in my application to Chili's!!! I chose to laugh.
Have a great day
that girl!!! ;)
olivia is very quick to let us know that we have big bottoms...she will even go through a list of friends of ours and hers, telling us who has a big bottom and who has a little bottom. i try telling her that mine is little, but she is also quick to respond "no it isn't, it's big!"
Preach it sister about showering alone. If I do not have an audience, I would not know what to do with myself!
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